Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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