When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
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I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
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He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.