if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
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So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
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Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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