The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
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We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
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I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
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