I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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