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I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
I haven't been this sober since birth.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
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Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
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Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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