Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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