no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
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he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
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So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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