Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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