So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
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i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
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Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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