yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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