I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
A+ Viking dick
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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