i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
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