im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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