4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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