totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
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I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
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Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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