Midget sex pt 2 tonight
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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