return my video game
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
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Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
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I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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