I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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