His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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