Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Whatever my ex gf's roomates talked shit about me so I jizzed in their shampoo bottle one night
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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