I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
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she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
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I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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