I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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