he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
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She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
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We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
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