Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
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