i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
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The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
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He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
He shit in the fireplace
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