I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
Did I show you my penis last night?
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
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Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
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I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
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