Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
Randomize
