it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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