are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
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Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
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He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
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