i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
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I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
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He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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