yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
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