Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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