All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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