She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
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