does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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