considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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