Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
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