Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
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Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
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nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
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