Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Holy shit dude........stairs
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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