Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
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We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
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I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
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