You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
Swine flu. Run for my life!
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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