It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
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they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I think I sprained my soul last night
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
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feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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