Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
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DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
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no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
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