remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
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Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
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Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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