we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
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I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
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Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
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