i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
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