Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
tell your sister to shave her snatch
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
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