dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
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also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
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He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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