I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
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Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
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Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
Never underestimate the power of titties
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