I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
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Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
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Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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