So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
Just cropdusted the office
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
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Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
I told her you were a premature ejaculator. She nodded and said "Really? Wow, how long's he been a Pilot for?"
you are both the best and worst wingman ever.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
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This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
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