best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
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So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
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I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
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